"Dad, Malorie just kicked me in the nuts".
I replied: "Soph, you dont have nuts honey."
This made her very upset and she screamed:
"Yes I do!!!!!!!" Then ran to her room and slammed the door.
I laughed and laughed and laughed.
I had to go back in to her room later, and to make her happy again I said:
"Ok Sophie, you have nuts"!!!!