Last week she came to me very upset and said:
"Dad, Malorie just kicked me in the nuts".
I replied: "Soph, you dont have nuts honey."
This made her very upset and she screamed:
"Yes I do!!!!!!!" Then ran to her room and slammed the door.
I laughed and laughed and laughed.
I had to go back in to her room later, and to make her happy again I said:
"Ok Sophie, you have nuts"!!!!
18 comments:
Fun to see your fam at the game last night. Seriously, those babies of yours are absolutely flawless.
kids say the darndest things, don't they? the other night zoey wanted to know if there were no more houses for me to buy, would i live w/her. :) so sweet!
and then last night zane asked me if i was going to get married and if i knew any people who never got married. :) gotta love that they just speak their minds!
I swear Jar', you have got to have the most adorable children ever!
Miss ya Granny!
Keep them coming she is hilarious!!
Ok so I just have to share this one with you!! My son Michael (5) had a horrible "situation" going on and his Twin Danielle was quite annoyed it was cutting into her time with me. Danielle wanted me to play a game with her and when I told her that she needed to be patient, since I needed to give Michael a salt bath to help him get better she said " I wish that penis would just fall off!! It's just a bunch of trouble anyways"!! Well, I nearly died!! Lots of times. Michael having Down Sysmdrome is not such a bad thing because if he knew what that REALLY meant, he may have totally lost his little mind and tied a fierce beatin' on his twin!!
Jaron, what makes these things really fun to read is actually hearing your voice as we read them. Thanks for the good laughs!
Ha! Jaron....what are you teaching your children??
Hi, Jaron- I found your blog on Marci Leishman's. I love your family! It's been so fun to see you and Teresa at choir practice. I hope you don't mind if I check in every so often! (Kim Fairbourn)
That is hillarious!!! Love it.
Holy cow! You have the cutest family!!! I was looking through different blogs and I found you! How have you been? I was going through old pics and getting them on my comp. I found ones of all of us the day I moved out :( let me know how you are! XO
Jaron,
Your girls are sooooo ADORABLE!!
I'm also a BIG fan of your Stampin'!! I would LOVE to see a blog entry with pics of your Dt. Coke jewlrey from the Orlando Regionals.
Thanks,
Amy
yo--time for a new post already!
Seriously, I think this is the funniest thing I have ever read!
I can't even begin to tell you how long and hard I laughed!
"you don't have nuts honey!" LOVE IT!
This is sooooooo funny. Kids always having something great to say.
Oh my gosh, that is hilarious! A pretty face with a sense of humour. Yup, you're going to have guys knocking at the door for your daugher, my friend!
Cindy
Oh, and I just saw the other comment about the Diet Coke jewelry and I have to say that my sister noticed this picture among my Florida pics and commented on how nice and unique idea that was. Now, you have to know that she is not a stamper and couldn't care less about my creative projects (well, that's no true, she nods and says, It's nice, mostly because she loves me), so believe me, this is a huge compliment! Just thought I'd send it along. :D
Cindy
OMGROTFLMAO!!!!
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