Yesterday we were sitting in church and Sophie was itching her arm like crazy down on the inside of her arm by her elbow. She gets a bit of eczema there and it itches terribly when she does. I immediately pulled out some lotion from our bag and put it on my little one's arm. She said it still itched so I had her bend her arm and pull it up to her chest so the inside of the arm was shut (does that even make sense, good grief?)
In a very loud voice Sophie says:
"Hey Dad, Look! My arm looks just like a bum."
Then she starts pinching her arm like a grandma would pinch a grandchilds cheek and says loudly:
"Oh you cute little bum, you are just a cutie pie."
How can she not know that she is so dang funny????