You should know that we were visitng Grammy and Papa (my parents) when Sophie put a popsicle stick in the toilet and FLUSHED it!
Me: Sophie say sorry to Grammy.
Sophie (grunting): uh uhhhhhhhhhh
Me (losing patience): Sophie say sorry!
Sophie: uh uhhhhhhhhhhh
Me (Hoping someone from DCFS isn't listening): Sophie just say the words "Sorry Grammy" for heaven sakes.
Sophie (defiantly): I already did.
Me (flabbergasted): No you didn't! I am standing right here and never heard it.
Sophie (adamantly): That's because I said it in SPANISH!!!!
Who knew that at four she had become bilingual? Now how can you ever get mad at that?